if ("DO YOU UNDERSTAND FLOW CHARTS?")
  "GOOD!";
else if ("OKAY, YOU SEE THE LINE LABELED \"YES\"?") {
  if ("... AND YOU CAN SEE THE ONES LABELED \"NO\"?") {
    "GOOD";
  } else {
    if ("BUT YOU JUST FOLLOWED THEM TWICE?")
      noop;
    else
      noop;
    "(THAT WASN'T A QUESTION)";
    "SCREW IT"
  }
} else {
  if ("BUT YOU SEE THE ONES LABELED \"NO\"?") {
    return "WAIT, WHAT?";
  } else {
    "LISTEN.";
    return "I HATE YOU";
  }
}

"LET'S GO DRING";
"HEY, I SHOULD TRY INSTALLING FREEBSD!"